The Stinky Pants Fairy
We’d
like to introduce to you
A
fairy who fools grown-ups too
(But
hold your nose – he smells of poo)
The
Stinky-Pants Fairy
When
no-one’s looking, out he darts
And
crouches with his knees apart
Then
lets out a humungous fart
The
Stinky-Pants Fairy
Then
just as quick he goes again
And
leaves the dog to take the blame
He
always lives up to his name
The
Stinky-Pants Fairy
If
there’s a chance someone might see
He
eases out an S.B.D.
(That’s
a silent but deadly to you and me)
The
Stinky-Pants Fairy
He
blows off right behind your mum
He
blows off ‘cause he thinks it’s fun
That
eggy wind is from his bum
The
Stinky-Pants Fairy
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